knopeforamerica replied to your post “I want Jake Ballard, B613 and Daddy Rowan to fuck right off of my…”
Can Jake stay in a non B613 related capacity because he’s quite pretty?
Let’s put him in a coma and have liv visit him from time to time so his face will be there but no words will be coming out of it
because i am a big fraud that needs to be arrested
Oh, I’m gonna destroy you. Destroy us? We’re the ones with the proof of the first daughter whoring it up- These are children, you sick sons of bitches!
I want Jake Ballard, B613 and Daddy Rowan to fuck right off of my screen cause I’m sick to DEATH of their shit clogging up Scandal and taking away from the Gladiator-ing
albus severus potter, you were named after two of my most problematic faves
If I win the lotto ever I’m gonna get my own private hairdresser
- you know what is so great about you?
- i’m good at folding the laundry?
- no, sweetie, you’re terrible at folding the laundry
So what’s Yosemite like??
Sad that I will never be as cute as Jenny Slate

When Wyatt Cenac left The Daily Show, he stole their Wyatt Cenac puppet. And who could blame him?

What do you think makes you so driven?
I’m not sure I know, but having been an obedient and nerdy kid, I’m very driven to receive praise. If I were a smarter person, I’d be driven to receive money. I’m a dope—all I want is, “That was real good. Looks like you guys worked real hard on that.” It’s always parent-teacher conference day in my mind.
I love my class so fucking much we make 30 Rock/Parks and Rec references all the time AND IT’S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I’VE FOUND MY PEOPLE