♥ 28080 — 7 hours ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via itmakesmefeelsomop (source)

knopeforamerica replied to your post “I want Jake Ballard, B613 and Daddy Rowan to fuck right off of my…”

Can Jake stay in a non B613 related capacity because he’s quite pretty?

Let’s put him in a coma and have liv visit him from time to time so his face will be there but no words will be coming out of it

♥ 1 — 7 hours ago on 19 Oct 2014
Anonymous inquired:

Why do you shave your legs if you are a feminist.

toxicwinner:

because i am a big fraud that needs to be arrested

♥ 610 — 8 hours ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via balancingthewholething (source)

Oh, I’m gonna destroy you. Destroy us? We’re the ones with the proof of the first daughter whoring it up- These are children, you sick sons of bitches!

♥ 1163 — 9 hours ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via juliannamargulies

I want Jake Ballard, B613 and Daddy Rowan to fuck right off of my screen cause I’m sick to DEATH of their shit clogging up Scandal and taking away from the Gladiator-ing 

♥ 2 — 9 hours ago on 19 Oct 2014

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♥ 26118 — 20 hours ago on 18 Oct 2014 — via harveyxspecter (source)

bisexualsteve:

albus severus potter, you were named after two of my most problematic faves

♥ 22484 — 1 day ago on 18 Oct 2014 — via spookyhhelders (source)

If I win the lotto ever I’m gonna get my own private hairdresser

1 day ago on 18 Oct 2014
- you know what is so great about you?
- i’m good at folding the laundry?
- no, sweetie, you’re terrible at folding the laundry
♥ 513 — 1 day ago on 18 Oct 2014 — via belligerently

salesonfilm:

Transparent (Jill Soloway, 2014)

♥ 639 — 1 day ago on 18 Oct 2014 — via salesonfilm

So what’s Yosemite like??

1 day ago on 17 Oct 2014

mulaneysbutt:

Sad that I will never be as cute as Jenny Slate

♥ 10 — 1 day ago on 17 Oct 2014 — via sch-wartz (source)
latenightseth:

When Wyatt Cenac left The Daily Show, he stole their Wyatt Cenac puppet. And who could blame him?

latenightseth:

When Wyatt Cenac left The Daily Show, he stole their Wyatt Cenac puppet. And who could blame him?

♥ 113 — 1 day ago on 17 Oct 2014 — via mulaneysbutt (source)

What do you think makes you so driven? 
I’m not sure I know, but having been an obedient and nerdy kid, I’m very driven to receive praise. If I were a smarter person, I’d be driven to receive money. I’m a dope—all I want is, “That was real good. Looks like you guys worked real hard on that.” It’s always parent-teacher conference day in my mind.

What do you think makes you so driven? 

I’m not sure I know, but having been an obedient and nerdy kid, I’m very driven to receive praise. If I were a smarter person, I’d be driven to receive money. I’m a dope—all I want is, “That was real good. Looks like you guys worked real hard on that.” It’s always parent-teacher conference day in my mind.

♥ 978 — 1 day ago on 17 Oct 2014 — via sch-wartz (source)

I love my class so fucking much we make 30 Rock/Parks and Rec references all the time AND IT’S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I’VE FOUND MY PEOPLE

♥ 3 — 1 day ago on 17 Oct 2014